[G4G] Re: 〈笑话译箩筐〉Beautiful Wife 漂亮老婆

〈笑话译箩筐〉What for？为什么？

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April 24, 2011 06:00 AM | 1243 次 | 0  | 4  |  | 

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

一名男子问医生，他是否能长命百岁。医生问：「你有没有抽菸或喝酒？」

"No," he replied. "I've never done either."

男子回答：「没有，我菸酒不沾。」

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

医生又问：「你有没有赌博、开快车，还是拈花惹草？」

"No, I've never done any of those things either."

男子回答：「没有，我没做过这些事。」

"Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for? "

医生说：「那你为什么想活到一百岁？」

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2011/5/1 Kasia Hu <hometown.kasia@gmail.com>

〈笑话译箩筐〉Beautiful Wife 漂亮老婆

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May 01, 2011 06:00 AM | 350 次 | 0  | 1  |  | 

Two men, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a big store when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says,"That's OK. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

一老一少的两名男子推著购物车逛大卖场，推车相撞。老的对年轻的说：「对不起，我在找我老婆，没认真看路。」年轻男子回答：「没关系。我也在找老婆却找不到，有点心急。」

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

老人家说：「我们可以互相帮忙找，你老婆长什么样子？」

The young guy says, "She's 24 years old, tall and thin, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

年轻人说：「今年24岁，身材瘦高，金色头发留很长，蓝色眼睛大大的，胸部丰满，穿白色热裤、绕颈小可爱但没穿内衣。你老婆的长相呢？」

The old timer says, "Doesn't matter -- let's look for yours."

老人家说：「不急，找你的就好。」

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